not our division




sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

roguishfeathers:

"Shoulder length hair is acceptable for a female, but not a male.

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It must be off the collar when standing straight, off the top of the ears, and above the eyes.

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Sideburns may not extend below the bottom of the earlobe, mustaches may not extend below the lip, or the corners of the mouth. Beards, goatees, or any hair below the mouth is not allowed.”

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 - FBI hair regulation

(via officialcophine)

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

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breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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